Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me to... I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by grenade*
Bruno Mars: Today I don't feel like doing anything.